I'm In This Picture And I Don't Like It

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I'm In This Picture And I Don't Like It

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The modern tech hiring gauntlet in all its glory! Spent 40+ hours grinding through six interview rounds where you had to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard while explaining your childhood traumas. Created three "small" take-home projects that somehow required setting up a microservice architecture with Kubernetes. Completed five online assessments that tested if you could implement quicksort while sleep-deprived at 2 AM. And just when you think you've conquered Mount Doom, the rejection email starts with "Unfortu-" and your soul leaves your body faster than an unhandled exception.

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