If Open-Source Is So Great

The classic marketing vs. reality gap strikes again! "Serverless" architecture sounds magical—like your code just floats in some ethereal digital dimension. Then you peek behind the curtain and—surprise!—it's just someone else's servers. It's like ordering a "meatless" burger only to discover it's just regular meat that someone else chewed for you. The shocked cat face perfectly captures that moment when you realize the cloud is just fancy marketing for "computers I don't personally have to restart at 3AM."

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OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! The entire technological empire—a towering, precarious stack of digital systems built over decades by countless engineers—and then there's the poor intern with a SLINGSHOT ready to bring it all crashing down with one misplaced commit! 💀 That fragile house of cards we call "infrastructure" is literally one confused newbie away from total annihilation. The audacity of putting someone who just learned what a terminal is anywhere NEAR production systems! It's like handing a toddler the nuclear codes and saying "don't press the red button, sweetie!"

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