If Open-Source Is So Great

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If Open-Source Is So Great

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The eternal mystery of software development. Free hobby projects somehow manage to be both revolutionary and utterly unusable at the same time. It's like getting a Ferrari with square wheels and documentation written in hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, corporate software with billion-dollar budgets still crashes when you press two buttons simultaneously. The difference? One has a fancy marketing team that convinces you the bugs are actually "features."

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