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Content Brian Kendig 9:56 AM HALLO How are y'all this morning? 9:58 AM Always wondering what day of the week it is. Brian Kendig 10:03 AM func whatDayIsToday() - String return "Tuesday" There, you can use that. 10:03 AM it fails 67 of the time Brian Kendig 10:03 AM I tried it several times this morning and it worked every time

Behold! The most accurate depiction of development reality ever drawn by human hands! On the left, your code change workflow - majestic, detailed, robust like a thoroughbred horse ready for battle. And then there's your database change workflow - a pathetic stick figure abomination that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon. We spend YEARS perfecting our code deployment pipelines with tests, CI/CD, and version control while our database migrations are basically "run this SQL and pray to the data gods it doesn't destroy production." The AUDACITY of us calling ourselves professionals while treating our precious data like this! 💀

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Content Christina Zhu eszhu STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING

Content copy-paste the code in the tutorial and be lazy in the process type out the code by hand to make it feel like you're actually coding

Content 530 SI RE) PLAYLIST "Hello World" in C hmime 6 canciones, 18 min 17 s TTULO ALBUM Main El Mckitrick 0 Gidropony Breeze 1:56 Garbage Fashion 3:33 Oh God Stories In Red Printf("Hello World!") Cooper 1-17 Hello World! 3:35 Semicolon 2:11 The Sun Goes Down In Pieces 5:44 Empire to Ashes