I Trust On You

Software development Code review Learning curve Production deployment Junior developer Senior developer Tech culture Mentorship

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5 months ago 115,277 views 0 shares

I Trust On You

code-review-memes, senior-developer-memes, junior-developer-memes, production-deployment-memes, mentorship-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal cycle of software development. Junior dev hands over a note begging for code review before production deployment. Senior dev crumples it without a second thought and tosses it away. Nothing says "I believe in you" quite like throwing someone directly into the fire. The production server makes an excellent teacher - cruel, but effective. That burning sensation? It's just your career growing.

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