I Trust On You

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Five years of professional coding experience and still googling how to center a div? Completely normal. The eternal impostor syndrome hits different in tech—where yesterday's expert is today's confused newbie thanks to some random framework update. You could be architecting complex systems by day and questioning if you even belong in the industry by night. The cognitive dissonance is just part of the job description they conveniently left out of the offer letter.

The AUDACITY of developers to feel like GODS among mortals because they fixed a bug THEY CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE! 🙄 The emotional journey from "I fixed a bug today" to the devastating revelation that it was "my own" is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Then the SHEER DELUSION of asking "am I a genius?" followed by that smug self-congratulatory "I really can't say, but yes" is the most accurate portrayal of developer narcissism I've ever witnessed. We're literally celebrating not setting our own houses on fire after playing with matches! The bar is on the FLOOR, people!

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