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The architectural equivalent of "it works on my machine." Two bricklayers casually building a wall that's so structurally unsound it would make a civil engineer have a panic attack. The random brick placement is basically what your codebase looks like after six consecutive all-nighters fueled by energy drinks and desperation. This is technical debt incarnate – that moment when you know you're writing garbage code but deadlines are looming and the client is breathing down your neck. Sure, the app runs... in exactly the same way this wall "stands" – through sheer audacity and a complete disregard for the laws of physics/clean code principles. Future you will absolutely hate past you for this decision. But hey, that's a problem for Monday-morning you!

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The compulsive need to tell everyone about your Arch Linux installation transcends even basic constitutional rights. When the officer says "You have the right to remain silent," the suspect immediately breaks that silence with "Impossible. I use Arch btw." It's the programmer equivalent of a quantum superposition—an Arch user physically cannot exist in a state of not mentioning they use Arch. The "I use Arch btw" phrase has become such a notorious meme in Linux circles that it's basically the digital equivalent of a peacock's feathers—a display of technical superiority that absolutely no one asked for.

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