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The perfect evolution of programmer humor in two tweets. First, we have the calculus-to-design pipeline with "dy/dx" (differential equations) to "UI/UX" (making pretty buttons that users actually understand). Then the reply takes it further with "ABCD" (the basics of programming) to "DBMS" (where you store all the data you have no idea what to do with). It's the perfect representation of how we all start with simple concepts and somehow end up managing complex systems while pretending we remember anything from our CS fundamentals. The career progression nobody warns you about!

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The eternal cycle of gaming disappointment. You see a shiny new game announcement, and your heart skips a beat. Then you spot those dreaded words: "Built with Unreal Engine 5." Suddenly your $2000 gaming rig transforms into a glorified space heater that struggles to maintain 30fps while your GPU fans reach airplane takeoff levels. Meanwhile, the devs are like "Have you tried DLSS? Maybe upgrade your 3-month-old graphics card?" The irony is that UE5 is actually capable of incredible optimization - it's just that many studios get so mesmerized by those sweet nanite visuals and lumen lighting that performance becomes an afterthought. "Who needs 60fps when the rocks have 8K textures?"

HONEY, HOLD MY KEYBOARD! 💅 This is the ULTIMATE programming language personality chart that's hitting wayyy too close to home! C just casually strolls from problem to solution like it's taking a Sunday walk. Python's like "why reinvent the wheel when I can just import someone else's?" And Bash? Just throw every command in existence at the problem until something sticks! Poor PHP doesn't even get a solution (which is honestly SO on brand). C++ creates 11 MORE problems with every solution because OF COURSE IT DOES. Rust gives you solutions with side effects that'll haunt your dreams. And then there's JavaScript... SWEET MOTHER OF DOM MANIPULATION! It's not just a language, it's a WHOLE ECOSYSTEM OF CHAOS where one problem spawns an INFINITE HELLSCAPE of nested problems! JavaScript doesn't solve bugs - it turns them into FRAMEWORK OPPORTUNITIES! 💀