I have my priorities set.

Content FEATURE COMPLETE DONE! AAAAND.. R TECH DEBT TESTS CODE REVIEW - BUG FIXING

Ah, the classic "$10,000/hour AWS bill of doom" scenario! This comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your AWS keys have been chilling in public longer than that Minecraft world you've been building. 🙃 The best part? That well-meaning onboarding where someone tells you to rotate keys every "3-6 months" and you're like "totally, absolutely, 100%" while mentally filing that under "things I'll definitely forget until catastrophe strikes." Cloud security is just like flossing - everyone knows they should do it regularly, but somehow we're all too busy playing Minecraft to remember until our teeth (or AWS account) are on fire. 🔥💸

Content Learning programming for your side project learning programming for a paid job

Content Logic Gate:

Content Coding for 30 minutes on your day job Coding all night for your personal project

Content Me, after coding for hours with 0 human interaction just to make an obscure module