The Dumbest Man Alive Gets Outplayed

Looks like GitHub Copilot just went full 1950s mode! Two functions side by side: one for men that returns the salary unchanged, and another for women that returns 90% of the input. Copilot didn't just write code—it accidentally coded up the gender pay gap! This is what happens when your AI learns from historical data without an ethics class. The machine isn't biased... it just perfectly mirrors our messed-up world. Maybe the next update should include a "modern society" plugin.

The existential dread noose is tightening around everyone's neck! Developers think they're special snowflakes trembling about AI taking their precious coding jobs, while completely forgetting that translators, designers, and support staff have been dangling from the gallows of automation for months already. It's like watching someone panic about a tsunami while standing next to people who are already neck-deep in water. The irony is that devs are literally building the very AI tools that will eventually replace them. Talk about sawing off the branch you're sitting on!

The duality of AI theft reactions is pure comedy gold! Designers freak out when DALL-E 2 uses their images for generating art, screaming about illegality and copyright. Meanwhile, programmers are so desperate for working code that when ChatGPT admits to scanning GitHub and stealing their code, they're just like "Cool. Did you get it to work?" Because let's be honest—if the AI managed to make that spaghetti code function properly, we're not mad... we're impressed. The true 10x developer is the one who knows how to properly plagiarize with AI assistance!

ChatGPT confidently declaring there are 9 triangles when most humans can only spot 4 is the perfect metaphor for AI development. It's either seeing mathematical patterns beyond our comprehension or just making stuff up with unwavering confidence. The real AGI achievement isn't counting triangles—it's the audacity to be wrong with such conviction that you start questioning your own sanity. Next up: AI explaining why your code works when it absolutely shouldn't.

OH. MY. GOD. Intel just casually suggested that 5-10 year olds only need basic web browsing while teenagers deserve i9 processors for their "AI & Machine Learning" needs! 🙄 Because OBVIOUSLY every 16-year-old is training neural networks between TikTok sessions! Meanwhile, the finance department is having an absolute coronary looking at the procurement requests for i9 chips because "little Timmy needs it for his science fair project." The audacity of this marketing slide is simply *chef's kiss* - selling $500+ processors to parents who just want their kid to stop asking why the Roblox is laggy. Someone in marketing deserves either a raise or a stern talking-to from accounting!

Microsoft's product strategy in a nutshell. They're like that friend who "fixes" your perfectly working setup by removing the stuff you actually use and adding bloat nobody asked for. Windows users watching in horror as another update replaces functional tools with AI assistants that can't assist with anything except sending your data to the mothership. The crowd's expression says it all: "Here we go again with this nonsense." At this point, we're all just hostages to whatever brilliant idea Redmond cooks up next.