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The sheer audacity of asking ChatGPT to invert a binary tree in C++ while actual developers spent hours debugging pointer nightmares and memory leaks to master this! Tree inversion—flipping all nodes left to right—is that classic algorithm question that separates CS degree holders from Stack Overflow copypasters. Meanwhile, ChatGPT just spits out a perfect implementation without experiencing the character-building trauma of segmentation faults and midnight debugging sessions. The sacrifices we made learning manual memory management weren't just for someone to get the answer in 2 seconds from an AI!

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle between humans and technology continues! 👴 Remember when we used to scream at Windows search like deranged lunatics? You'd type "settings" and Windows would show you EVERYTHING except the actual settings! It's like asking for directions and being shown a catalog of exotic fish instead! 🐠 And now we've graduated to yelling at AI assistants that take SEVENTEEN YEARS to process "settings" while we dramatically age like fine wine (or moldy cheese). The circle of tech rage is complete! The only difference is now we can insult our search bars with more creative profanity! ✨PROGRESS✨

Content Not only does ChatGPT generate some (copy-pasteable) code, but it also explains what the code is doing, which can be especially helpful if you're new to the language. CODERS: THEY TOOK ER JOBS!

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