When HR says they need a "rockstar developer" but the actual code is just a poetic love algorithm. The irony is palpable—companies demand 10x developers with 15 years of React experience but end up having them write code that's basically digital Shakespeare. Forget optimizing databases; you're optimizing romance variables where "desire = 7" and "longing = 3". The perfect job for those who majored in Computer Science with a minor in Unrequited Love. Next interview question: "Can you implement heartbreak in O(1) time?"
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