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Every junior dev's journey: confidently writing inline scripts, then discovering external files, feeling smart about internal CSS... and then someone mentions <style src="..."> and you just nod along like you've known about it forever. Plot twist: <style src> isn't even valid HTML. You can't load external CSS with a style tag like that. It's <link> or nothing. But at this point, you've been nodding for so long that asking would expose years of fake understanding. So you just keep the charade going, praying nobody asks you to implement it. The real skill isn't knowing everything—it's knowing how to Google without anyone noticing you're Googling.

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Nothing says "I understand technology" quite like thinking Computer Science is about manufacturing computers. Dad's response is the perfect encapsulation of why explaining your career to family is harder than explaining recursion to a first-year student. The classic disconnect between what non-tech people think we do ("oh, you can fix my printer!") versus the reality of crying over a missing semicolon at 2AM. The computer science factory is currently hiring - must have 10 years experience in a language that's 3 years old and be willing to work for exposure.