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Young Bill Gates looking smug with his 640 KB of RAM like he just invented the future. Spoiler alert: that "nobody will ever need more" prediction aged like milk in the Arizona sun. Today's Chrome browser alone laughs in the face of 640 KB while casually consuming 8 GB just to display three tabs—one of which is definitely YouTube playing in the background. The irony? That single Microsoft logo on the screen probably takes more memory to render in modern Windows than the entire OS did back then. We went from "640 KB ought to be enough for anybody" to "32 GB and my computer still sounds like a jet engine." Progress is beautiful.

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OH. MY. GOD. The bell curve of Git users is the most SAVAGE reality check ever! 😭 On the left and right edges? Those blessed, innocent souls with their simple git add/commit/push commands living in blissful ignorance. MUST BE NICE! But that poor tortured soul in the middle? HONEY, that's the rest of us drowning in a nightmare soup of --autosquash , --no-ff , and --strategy=recursive while our tears literally stream down our faces as we try to fix the unholy mess we've created. The absolute DRAMA of git replace bad-commit good-commit is sending me. Like, yes, please replace my terrible life choices with good ones while you're at it!

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