I Am Both Of Them

Oh. My. GOD! The eternal programmer duality captured in one glorious doge meme! 💅

On Monday: "This framework is LITERALLY GARBAGE?! Fine! I'll build my own spectacular tool from scratch because I'm a coding GODDESS and nothing can stop my genius!" *dramatically rolls up sleeves*

On Friday: "You know what? This feature isn't even that important. Who even NEEDS authentication? Not my problem anymore! *throws feature in trash* PROJECT SCOPE REDUCED, DARLING!" *collapses dramatically*

The whiplash between "I can rebuild civilization with code" and "I surrender completely" happens approximately every 72 hours in a developer's life. It's called ✨balance✨