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When your containers die but Kubernetes just keeps resurrecting them! 💀⚰️ The comic perfectly captures that feeling when you're trying to debug why your app is crashing, but Kubernetes is like that overprotective parent who won't let their child experience failure. "Is it dead? WHO KNOWS?!" Meanwhile, Kubernetes is frantically spawning replacements before you can even check the logs. Self-healing infrastructure is great until you're desperately trying to kill something that refuses to stay dead! It's like fighting zombies in a container graveyard!

The dark magic of build systems strikes again! Kitware, the company behind CMake, somehow claims 24 million users despite no one ever voluntarily identifying as a "CMake user." It's like that moment when you realize you've been drafted into an army you never signed up for. The Saruman imagery is perfect because using CMake feels exactly like staring into a mysterious orb that shows you cryptic error messages while slowly draining your will to live. We all just wanted to compile our code, but instead we're part of some grand arcane ritual.

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Package maintainers gleefully choosing chaos over stability is the tech equivalent of a supervillain origin story. Left button: destroy everything that depends on your package with breaking changes. Right button: be a decent human who cares about backward compatibility. The choice? SMASH THAT RED BUTTON! Nothing says "I wield ultimate power" like releasing a tiny version bump that somehow breaks 73% of the internet. The maniacal grin is just the cherry on top of the dependency hell sundae they're serving us all.

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