How To Say No (In Programming Logic)

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Trust me, when a dev says "I'll fix it in an hour," they've already forgotten about it 45 minutes ago. They're not procrastinating—they're stuck in a rabbit hole of Stack Overflow tabs trying to figure out why their perfectly logical solution is making things worse. The real timeline is always (estimated time × π + coffee breaks). It's like quantum mechanics—the bug exists in multiple states until you observe it, then it transforms into something completely different.

That smug smile says it all. Four years of education to discover you're actually just a professional Googler with impostor syndrome and a caffeine dependency. The gap between theoretical computer science and the reality of copying code from Stack Overflow is wider than the space between semicolons in a Java program. No, I'm not a computer scientist. I'm a digital plumber who occasionally knows why the pipes are leaking.

Ah yes, the anti-programming manifesto from someone who clearly had their code compile on the first try and couldn't handle the success. The author seems to believe computers should just magically do math without being told how. Next they'll expect their car to drive without a steering wheel because "wheels are circles, not driving devices." My favorite part is complaining about recursive methods with threads while typing this rant on a device powered by... wait for it... programming. That's like yelling at clouds for raining while standing under an umbrella. And that final while(true){ print(money); } snippet? If only it were that easy. I've been running that code for years and my bank account remains stubbornly unimpressed.

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