How To Say No (In Programming Logic)

Content Answer written Education 12 Mar How are students in Indian colleges taught programming? Anuja Arun, Live life 68.4k Views Happend with my friend: Q: write a program to display current time My friend wrote a code to display 11.00 am (hardcoded text) Called the teacher at 10.59 am Ran the code and it showed 11.00 am at 11.00 am Result: Pass Written 12 Mar View Upvotes Upvoted 4.2k Downvote Comments 25 Share 16

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The moment you mention you "work with computers," your entire extended family suddenly transforms into a horde of technological zombies with broken printers and forgotten passwords. It's like being the only doctor at a hypochondriac convention, except instead of asking if that mole looks cancerous, it's "Why is my Facebook doing that thing?" What thing? THE thing. You know. THAT thing. And they all expect immediate tech support during Thanksgiving dinner while your turkey gets cold and your will to live evaporates faster than RAM in a Chrome tab.

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This is what happens when you open that project from your GitHub graveyard. That tangled mess of wires perfectly captures the horror of revisiting your old code—a chaotic nightmare that somehow worked but you have absolutely no idea how. The poor soul climbing into that disaster is all of us trying to add "just one small feature" to code we wrote before we knew better. It's like archaeological excavation, except instead of treasure you find comments like "//fix this later" and functions named "temp_solution_final_v3_ACTUALLY_FINAL".

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