How To Say No (In Programming Logic)

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Skyrim out here flexing its 12-platform release while Minecraft and Terraria are getting roasted for their "measly" 18 and 155 platforms respectively. Then you pan to DOOM, the absolute Lovecraftian horror lurking beneath the surface, because someone somewhere has probably ported it to a pregnancy test, a smart fridge, AND your calculator from high school. While Apple's busy removing ports from their devices, DOOM is literally creating ports TO EVERYTHING. The game runs on more platforms than there are JavaScript frameworks released this week. It's the ultimate irony: one company eliminating physical ports while the gaming community keeps adding software ports to devices that were never meant to run games in the first place. Fun fact: DOOM has been ported to ATMs, digital cameras, iPods, and even a John Deere tractor display. If it has a screen and electricity, someone's already asked "but can it run DOOM?"

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The user sits there blissfully unaware that the pretty interface they're interacting with is just a transparent facade hiding the gremlin doing all the actual work. Frontend gets all the compliments while backend silently prevents the entire system from imploding. Tale as old as TCP/IP.