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How Do I Compile This PDF Artifact

Programming Git Devops Debugging

1 year ago 324.8K views 0 shares

How Do I Compile This PDF Artifact

Nothing says "I'm from a different era of computing" like sending a PDF of a printout instead of a Git repo link. That senior dev probably still has a drawer full of floppy disks "just in case." Next they'll tell you to compile it by feeding the paper into your CD drive and typing "make oldschool." The digital equivalent of getting directions via fax machine when you asked for GPS coordinates.

Building Mobile Apps With PHP: A Horror Story

php Programming Ios Android Webdev

1 year ago 386.0K views 2 shares

Building Mobile Apps With PHP: A Horror Story

Some tech talks make you question reality itself. This guy's up there presenting "Building Mobile Apps With PHP" with the confidence of someone who's never encountered a modern framework. It's like watching someone enthusiastically explain how to commute to work on a horse and buggy in 2023. Every mobile developer in that audience is either having an existential crisis or frantically checking if they accidentally time-traveled back to 2009. The speaker probably follows this up with "And for optimal performance, we'll deploy to Blackberry first!"