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Grandma dev isn't wrong. Modern "software engineering" is often just gluing together 47 npm packages and hoping nothing breaks after the next update. Remember when we actually designed systems instead of just importing half of GitHub? Those were the days when UML diagrams weren't just decorations for PowerPoint presentations and "technical debt" meant more than "I'll fix it later" (narrator: they never did). The old guard remembers when optimization meant squeezing performance out of every byte, not just throwing more AWS instances at the problem.

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Code review energy is inversely proportional to the number of lines changed. It's like asking someone to proofread a sentence versus a novel—with 10 lines, you're hunting for typos with a magnifying glass. With 500 lines? "Looks good to me, ship it." Your brain just goes into self-preservation mode because nobody has the mental bandwidth to thoroughly review a small book's worth of code changes. Plus, let's be real: if you actually found issues in those 500 lines, you'd have to write an essay's worth of feedback, and ain't nobody got time for that. So we all collectively agree to nod and hope the CI/CD catches the bugs instead.

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