How Could You Tell

The eternal struggle between functionality and aesthetics in one comic. AI code assistants are like that friend who suggests "refactoring" your perfectly working code into an unrecognizable mess—but hey, at least the indentation is perfect! Sure, your app now crashes on startup, but those variable names are so consistent. Nothing says "modern development" quite like breaking core functionality for the sake of "clean code principles" that nobody asked for.

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Someone at GitHub clearly had too much fun creating this fake age verification popup. Rust's memory safety is apparently too dangerous for the kids, but Python? Perfect babysitting material! The "fursona-machine-rs" repo name combined with the uwu-speak title and trans flag is just *chef's kiss* level of programming culture collision. Nothing says "serious systems programming" like being asked if you're old enough to see the "trans code" while a cute GitHub mascot waves at you. Memory management is clearly an adults-only activity.

That single stick propping up the entire infrastructure stack is what we in the business call a "load-bearing hotfix." Sure, we've got Kubernetes clusters, microservices, and five layers of abstraction, but it all hinges on that one bash script written by an intern who left three years ago. The stick is labeled "vibe coding" because that's literally how it works—nobody understands it, but it has good vibes, so we don't touch it.