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Content When my school announced a science fair competition and my teammates asked if I knew anything about programming: Oh, I know lots of things Compute Shaders Execute algorithmically general - Operate on uniforms, images and te) Process graphics data in the context - Easier than interonerating with a comou LOTS OF THINGS

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Content 7 Greetings, You are probably here from the future because the business changed their mind about requiring the phone number input to be an unformatted, unvalidated string. Well, lucky for you, I had thought ahead and created a function that I was very proud of before being told about this requirement. Uncomment the Line below to format and validate phone numbers as the user types them. phone Input. addEventListener ('focus', formatToPhone);

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The stark contrast between the hoodie-wearing programmer and the formal crowd is exactly what happens when tech meets business. While everyone's dressed in their finest attire, there's our hero—the only person who actually understands the codebase—sitting in shorts and a bright blue hoodie looking completely out of place yet utterly confident. It's that magical moment when the project manager says "our developer will explain the technical details" and suddenly the person who hasn't showered in three days and has been surviving on energy drinks must translate "we used a polymorphic factory pattern with dependency injection" into "button make thing go" for the client who's paying millions. The smile says "I got this" but inside they're frantically trying to remember if they commented out that function that occasionally crashes everything.