Hello World, Hello Massive Ego

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Hello World, Hello Massive Ego

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Successfully printing "Hello World" and immediately declaring yourself a coding genius is the most honest representation of a programmer's confidence curve. The gap between "my code compiled once" and "I should probably be hired by Google" is approximately 0.3 seconds.

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