Having no internet was the scariest thing I could think of!

The classic programmer dad joke in its natural habitat! Kid wanted a Nintendo Switch for Christmas, but dad—being the network engineer with dad humor—got him a network switch instead. That look of disappointment is the same face I make when management promises to refactor the legacy codebase but just adds another layer of abstraction. The kid's learning early that technical specifications matter, and ambiguity will get you 48 ports of Ethernet when you wanted Mario Kart.

Content A TRADE OFFERA i receive: Input you receive: Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Content LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU LIKE JAVASCRIPT? YES I DO AND I AM TIRED OF PRETENDING THAT I DON'T

Content When you're supposed to use logical OR but you used logical AND instead

The five stages of debugging: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally... "No. I decided I don't care." That comment with 292 likes is the digital equivalent of throwing your laptop out the window but with more dignity. Sometimes the true solution to a bug is just declaring psychological victory and moving on. Bonus points for doing it on New Year's Eve when you should be anywhere but Stack Overflow.

Content Kids, violence is never the answer HTML is a Programming Language