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Content Javier Polo 1 week ago programming is basically: "Your password is not correct" "Your password is not correct" And when you get to change it: "Your password is the same as the last one." 4 3.1K 4 El 11 11 REPLIES

Finally, a place where project managers can't gaslight you! The Bug River in Poland is the perfect escape when your boss insists that all those errors in production are "undocumented features." Next time someone says "it's not a bug, it's a feature," just book a one-way ticket to this glorious body of water where bugs and features can't hurt you anymore. Perfect for that mental health break after your 47th consecutive sprint.

That special moment when you've kicked off a CI pipeline that takes 20 minutes to run, so you stare intensely at your screen pretending to be productive. Your brain is actually 99% focused on refreshing that pipeline status page every 12 seconds while the remaining 1% attempts to look busy when your manager walks by. The modern developer's version of watching paint dry – except with more anxiety and coffee.

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