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Content versaceblues 1 810 I once won first place in my universities Poker Al competition. We had 2 hours to build a bot and first place was a new macbook. I was a freshmen and had no idea what I w doing. My algorithm was literally: if isMyTurn: goAllIn () I broke all the other bots, who started fold every single time

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BEHOLD! The most exquisite example of "it's not a bug, it's a feature" I've ever witnessed in my ENTIRE LIFE! 😂 This magnificent function claims to validate emails but actually does NOTHING of the sort! If it can't validate? Just assume it's valid! If the filter function doesn't exist? VALID! The ultimate "this is fine" meme in code form. Somewhere, a security expert is having heart palpitations while a project manager is celebrating how quickly this ticket was closed. Pure. Evil. Genius.

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