Got this sticker in my computer science class today

Content YOU COMMENT THE CODE SO OTHER KNOW WHAT IT DOES I COMMENT MY CODE SO I KNOW WHAT IT DOES WE ARE NOT THE SAME

The eternal struggle between theory and reality, illustrated with the elegance of a napkin sketch. What we have here is a linked list implementation of a number classifier that would make computer science professors proud and working developers cry. Sure, in theory, you can determine if a number is odd or even by traversing a linked list where each node points to its opposite classification. Start at "isEven" with 0, follow the pointer once for 1 to get "isOdd", twice for 2 to get back to "isEven"... mathematically sound! Meanwhile, in the real world, the rest of us are just using n % 2 == 0 like normal people and going home at 5pm instead of debugging infinite loops when someone inputs 18,446,744,073,709,551,615.

Content What's the matter, boy? You've hardly touched your meatloaf dataset! If you want to be a 95- accurate classifier like your old man, you've got to try new data! Al NEWS Awww You don't want to end up overfitting like Grandpa, do you? That's a cabbage That's a cabbage That's a cabbage THEJENKINSCOMIC

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The function loops through ALL USERS to find one with matching credentials instead of using a proper query. The comment is the chef's kiss: "This only works because there are not many users." It's like saying "my car doesn't need brakes because I don't drive fast." Bonus security nightmare: they're storing password hashes but comparing them directly instead of hashing the input password first. This authentication is basically a time bomb wrapped in spaghetti code!

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