The quantum uncertainty principle of code quality! When no one's watching, your code is a beautiful disaster of pointer arithmetic, bit shifting, and variables named "threehalfs" (probably implementing some obscure optimization hack). But the MILLISECOND someone glances at your screen, your code transforms into the most redundant, self-explanatory conditional statement in existence—literally checking if something is true to return true. It's like your code has performance anxiety and suddenly pretends to be following best practices. The compiler doesn't judge you, but that coworker walking by sure does!
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