Found this in my AP computer science class

Content Sev sudosev The code I expect to write vs. the code I end up writing.

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Whoever invented timezones has a special place reserved in developer hell. Nothing breaks your soul quite like debugging why your app works perfectly in California but crashes in Tokyo at exactly 3PM. I've spent entire sprints fixing date-related bugs only to have some PM go "but what about daylight savings?" and watch my will to live evaporate. If I could time travel, I wouldn't kill Hitler - I'd find the timezone inventor and show them my git blame history.

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When GitHub asks for your password but you haven't used it since they forced everyone to switch to personal access tokens. The mysterious GitHub entity with its ominous backdrop demands credentials while the poor developer, blissfully unaware, types "coder" like it's 1999. Then reality hits - support for password authentication was nuked back in August 2021. That moment when muscle memory meets obsolete security protocols. Your fingers remember what your brain forgot.

Content BIG DATA BIG DATA is like TEENAGE SEX Everyone talks about it, Nobody really knows how to do it, Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, So everyone claims they are doing it. Dan Ariely ProgrammerHumor.to FGV