Found something in our office today

Content Me: Starts studying Computer Science Every person I have ever known: It's Free Tech Support

Content Me: Interviews for Job The Indian that walks in after me:

Content CODE ALL DAY- DEBUG ALL NIGHT PARTYNEVER.

Content Have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death? Yes No

Content kids and their Automatic transmissions... Back in my day we drove using

First panel: AI reaching for a beautiful painting on the wall, representing our dreams of intelligent systems creating magnificent art. Second panel: Reality hits with a wall of if(){} statements. That's right folks, behind the curtain of every "AI" product your CEO is hyping up is just a glorified chain of conditional logic some poor dev had to write at 1 AM while questioning their career choices. Seven years of computer science education to write if(user_says_hello) return "Hello there!" but with better variable names.