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The ultimate job security hack: be so utterly useless that even AI doesn't want your position! When your only contribution to the codebase is comments like "// TODO: fix this later" and your Git commits consist mainly of whitespace changes, you've achieved immortality in the corporate hierarchy. The sweet irony of being simultaneously worthless yet irreplaceable is the tech industry's greatest paradox. That guy's walking away with a smile because he just realized his strategy of writing completely undocumented spaghetti code for the last five years wasn't laziness—it was career insurance!

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