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Ah, the eternal throne room of data storage, where CSV sits as the reluctant monarch. While Postgres kneels before the throne with actual database capabilities, Excel and HyperCard stand guard like knights who peaked in high school. Meanwhile, Google Sheets, Access, and Airtable huddle on the floor like peasants who think they'll someday be invited to dinner. The real joke? We all complain about CSV's lack of typing, relations, and basic sanity checks, yet it's outlived every "proper" database solution we've thrown at it. It's the cockroach of data formats - nuclear war wouldn't kill it, just create more variants with inconsistent delimiters.

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The eternal programmer's curse: zero-indexing strikes again! This poor guy shows up at Table 00 thinking he's at the "1st table" because programmers start counting at 0. Meanwhile, his date is at Table 01 (what normal humans call "the first table"). This is why programmers stay single. We can build entire digital worlds but can't figure out how humans number restaurant tables. And they wonder why we need detailed requirements documents...

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The eternal side project dilemma: two buttons labeled "spend days debugging broken code" or "trash it all and restart from scratch." And there you are, sweating profusely, halfway through the project, calculating if those 47 Stack Overflow solutions you've duct-taped together are worth salvaging. The real genius of side projects isn't finishing them—it's the impressive collection of half-completed Git repositories you'll accumulate. Your GitHub is basically a digital graveyard of "I'll get back to this someday" promises.

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