This Is A Certified Fang Moment

Content Chris Bakke ChrisJBakke If you don't work in tech, it's easy to assume that people at Google are changing the world. Most of them are actually on teams of 290 people who "own" the "Compose" button in Gmail and sit in meetings all day debating which shade of blue they should ab test this month. EZEFFA FSF7FC CODFFD M Gmail BAESES D Chat 185 EBFIFC FOFSFC F2F2F2 D507DB D9EOEB . 8:30 AM Aug 11, 2022 Twitter Web App

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of password systems! First, they have the NERVE to tell you your password is wrong THREE TIMES IN A ROW. Then, when you're finally ready to throw your device into the nearest volcano, they force you to reset it. BUT WAIT! The final betrayal - "New password can't be old password." EXCUSE ME?! I literally just spent 20 minutes remembering that password, and now you're telling me I can't use it?! Shrek's face perfectly captures that moment of pure, unadulterated rage when the system basically says "I know exactly what your old password is, I just won't accept it." The digital equivalent of someone holding your keys above your head while you jump for them! 😤

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Someone enthusiastically introduces their favorite language, and JavaScript immediately demonstrates why it's both loved and mocked in equal measure. The plus operator does string concatenation ("11" + 1 = "111"), while the minus operator coerces to numbers ("11" - 1 = 10). Totally logical and not confusing at all. JavaScript's type coercion is like that friend who tries to be helpful but just makes everything worse. The language sees a plus sign and thinks "maybe they want strings?" but sees a minus sign and goes "definitely numbers here." It's the programming equivalent of a chaotic neutral alignment.

The TRAUMA of Angular scaffolding! 😭 That red logo isn't just a symbol—it's a WARNING SIGN for your poor hard drive! Angular CLI begging for mercy as it prepares to ASSAULT your system with 49,999 files of pure dependency hell. Your computer is literally SOBBING at the thought of another "ng new" command. And the worst part? You'll use maybe THREE of those files while the rest sit there like emotional baggage from your ex. The node_modules folder is basically filing for its own zip code at this point!

Content bass boosted ACAB lil morgy hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "; thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck 4:27 am 08 Aug 20 Twitter Web App 729 Retweets and comments 6,308 Likes