For all libraries and applications that still don't work on Java 9+

Ah, the classic CS major paradox! You casually mention your degree and suddenly everyone thinks you're some tech deity who can resurrect their 15-year-old laptop with a single touch. Meanwhile, the truth is you're just another mortal who spends hours debugging a missing semicolon and occasionally whispers sweet nothings to your compiler hoping it'll cooperate. The only thing you're "jacked into" is your fifth cup of coffee while Stack Overflow judges your existence. This is why we can't have nice conversations at family gatherings.

Content CAN I LOAD IT UP ON YOUR LAPTOP? SURE! OH, JUST HIT BOTH SHIFT KEYS TO CHANGE OVER TO QWERTY. CAPS LOCK IS CONTROL. AND SPACEBAR IS CAPSLOCK. AND TWO-FINGER SCROLL MOVES THROUGH TIME INSTEAD OF SPACE. 1 AND- ONCE I'VE USED A COMPUTER FOR A WHILE, NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER USE IT AGAIN. Me with 7 AutoHotkey scripts constantly running on my laptop: ProgrammerHumor.

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The eternal duality of developer existence! The top panel shows a legendary sword labeled simply "Vi" while the bottom reveals its modern counterpart "Visual Studio Code." It's basically the coding equivalent of choosing between a medieval longsword and a lightsaber. For the uninitiated, Vi is the ancient text editor forged in the fires of 1976, requiring arcane keyboard incantations and mystical commands that separate coding wizards from mere mortals. Meanwhile, VS Code is the shiny, extension-laden Swiss Army knife that practically writes code for you while making coffee. The true comedy? Senior developers clutching both with equal reverence, ready to defend their editor choice to the death. The holy war continues, one keystroke at a time!