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Content Elon Musk elonmusk 5h Nobody likes being regulated, but everything (cars, planes, food, drugs, etc that's a danger to the public is regulated. Al should be too. 1.3K 17 8.5K 31k Aaron Patterson tenderlove Following Replying to elonmusk I agree. Adobe Illustrator is a danger to the public 6:12 AM - 12 Aug 2017 V

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OMG, the HOLY WAR of programming languages! 💅 Two kingdoms separated by nothing but PURE DELUSION! On the left, developers praising their "blessed" language with its "glorious" syntax like they're worshipping at some divine altar. Meanwhile, they look across the river at those SAVAGES using different indentation rules like they're absolute MONSTERS who probably don't wash their hands after using the bathroom! 🏰 The DRAMA of it all! Your "heroic debugging efforts" are my "brutish quick fixes" - honey, we're ALL just frantically Googling Stack Overflow at 2AM while crying into our energy drinks! The absolute AUDACITY of programmers to act like their chosen language is the One True Religion when we're all just trying to make computers do the thing! PERIODT! ✨

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The modern web stack depicted as a bizarre Jenga tower is painfully accurate. At the bottom, we have C developers creating dynamic arrays—the unsung heroes holding up the entire digital world while everyone else gets the glory. DNS and the Linux Foundation form the next layer, because who needs stable naming conventions anyway? AWS and unpaid open source devs make up the core infrastructure, with Cloudflare and AI tacked on as essential afterthoughts. Microsoft is off doing... whatever Microsoft does, probably rebranding something again. And somewhere in that precarious middle, you're just trying to build a simple web app while everything shifts beneath you. Meanwhile, Rust developers are floating away in their own perfect little universe, blissfully unaware that the rest of us are just trying to keep this monstrosity from collapsing.