Expectation vs. Reality: The True Face Of Programming

Someone opened a GitHub issue for Arch Linux's installer with the title "I lost my virginity and now Arch won't boot #4269" and honestly, that's the most Arch Linux thing ever. The distro is so notoriously finicky that even the slightest change to your system—apparently including life milestones—can break your boot sequence. The fact that there are 169 open issues just confirms what we all suspected: using Arch is basically volunteering for a part-time job as your own IT department.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of every software project ever! 😱 Someone mentions "Agile" and everyone nods enthusiastically while secretly implementing the most convoluted waterfall process known to mankind! It's like claiming you're on a diet while inhaling an entire chocolate cake! "We're doing Agile" they say, as they schedule 17 unnecessary meetings, create documentation nobody will read, and wait for sign-off from 37 different stakeholders. Honey, adding daily standups to your rigid, micromanaged death march doesn't make it Agile - it just makes it waterfall with EXTRA STEPS! The audacity! The delusion! The project management lies we tell ourselves!

Content GOOGLE CAREFULLY NAMING THEIR LANGUAGE SO THAT EVERYTIME EVERYTIME I GOOGLE IT I HAVE TO TYPE "PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE AFTER IT

Content CEO to all the managers: "Can this be delivered in 6 months?" Me (a junior developer): "Of course!" HR Head My Manager CEO My Mentor Chief Architect Projector Lady ProgrammerHum

[text] come up with a cool new idea for a side project its already been done many times

Content when u revisit a function u wrote months ago and now it makes no sense and there is no documentation INTERESTING. ProgrammerHumor.to