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Content Am I PROGRAMMING THIS WRONG? No, it'sthe compUTER who is wrong.

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of non-programmers approaching developers with their "brilliant" game ideas! 🙄 The first panel: "I have a great idea for a game..." *IMMEDIATE REJECTION* Because sweetie, ideas are a dime a dozen and your "revolutionary concept" is probably just Flappy Bird with cats. But the second panel? "...and I've already created the graphics, 3D models, sound effects, music and everything else you'll need." *INSTANT ATTENTION* NOW we're talking! You've actually done the hard part instead of expecting me to manifest your fever dream into reality for exposure and a pizza! The bar is literally on the floor and you somehow managed to step over it!

Content "You're learning how to code right? I have this app idea and I think we make a great team" Me ProdrammerHumor. io

Content MY PTSD KICKING IN AFTER SEEING MY CHILD WItH

Content SOL Server Empty String imotlip.com Alright team, how should a database handle an empty string? AS400DB2 Empty String. Oracle: It should be Null

Content How regular shower works: float temperature; How my shower works: boolean temperature; ProarammerHumor.io