Entry Level Requirements

The eternal battle of Python dependency management summed up in one religious allegory. The devil tempts you with the convenience of globally installed packages - just one "pip install" away from corrupting your entire system. Meanwhile, Python Jesus advocates for the righteous path of virtual environments, keeping your dependencies organized and your soul clean. 105,889 globally installed packages is basically a deal with the devil that future you will have to exorcise during your next migration. The path to salvation is just a "python -m venv" away.

Content This technique for appraising developers was subsequently dropped, but some senior engineers in banking say it's not as bad as it looks. One executive director in the engineering team of a US bank says lines of code (LOC) are an important part of the calculus when appraising a developer's competency and the value of keeping himher. "Almost always, top performers have a high LOC count relative to the team or a high number of projects contributed to. Low performers tend to have low LOC relative to the team," he says. Other methods of measuring the quality of engineers have been tried, but they haven't always succeeded. JPMorgan, for example, introduced a system called BlueOptima to monitor the efficiency of its developers in late 2019, but it was discontinued after complaints. After plugging in a productivity analytics platform' for its developers, Credit Suisse showcased the following chart in its long-forgotten 2017 investor day presentation. It suggests that a few top performing teams do most of the work.

Imagine spending TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS on AI tokens to generate the most soulless, derivative garbage known to mankind, only to realize that a simple git pull from a template repo would've given you the EXACT same result for free. The absolute audacity! The sheer hubris! Someone really out here burning through their life savings asking ChatGPT to write yet another CRUD app while open-source templates are literally begging to be cloned. It's like hiring a celebrity chef to microwave your leftovers. The AI is sitting there generating the same boilerplate code that's been copy-pasted across GitHub since 2015, and you're paying premium prices for it like it's some kind of artisanal, hand-crafted masterpiece. The real power move? Realizing that 90% of AI-generated code is just regurgitated Stack Overflow answers and GitHub repos anyway. Why pay for the middleman when you can go straight to the source? 💀

Content Tweet Do you ever get the uncontrollable urge to tell people who look miserable in their retailcustomer service jobs that they should learn how to code?! 1:25 am 31 May 22 Twitter for iPhone 2 Quote Tweets 28 Likes

The MYTHICAL PARADISE we've never experienced! A world where JSON actually allows comments?! The AUDACITY of this fantasy! Developers everywhere are SOBBING at the mere thought of being able to document their JSON without resorting to ridiculous workarounds or separate documentation files. The dolphins are jumping for joy because they're the only creatures blessed enough to live in this imaginary utopia where you don't have to strip comments before parsing or explain to your coworkers why their perfectly reasonable // explanation broke the entire application. Pure. Fictional. Bliss.

Content Android: Detect softkeyboard open 18 3 When the soft keyboard opens I want a scroll view to scroll down to the bottom. For this I can use: fullScroll(View.FOCUS DOWN); But how do I fire that command after the soft keyboard opening event triggers? android view scroll share edit flag asked Jun 20 '10 at 23:15 Noah Seidman 1,415 3 17 26 add a comment start a bounty 6 Answers active oldest votes 9 Per this post and this post on android-developers it doesn't seem like it's possible to do what you want. You may want to re-examine your use case for what you're doing. Maybe one of the softInputMode flags will work for you share edit flag answered Jun 21 '10 at 0:14 Qberticus 29.5k 6 54 54 34 In december of 2012. Yes that is 2012, Android still has no good way of notifying if the soft keyboard is visible or not. Amazing! - sebrock Dec 6 '12 at 16:28 26 sebrock Same here in 2014 - Rod Algonquin May 1 '14 at 21:22 7 A Ditto for 2015... - Reid Mac Jun 17 '15 at 14:05 7 A 2016 approaching - User3 Oct 21 '15 at 10:07 yup 2016 is here:( - Arlind Feb 4 at 10:24 add a comment show 3 more comments ProdrammerHumor.io