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The eternal programmer's dilemma: spend 2 hours writing a script to automate a 15-minute task you'll never do again, or just... do the task? The math doesn't check out, but our brains sure think it does! That clenched fist represents the sheer willpower needed to resist opening a terminal and typing #!/bin/bash when you know deep down you should just get the task done manually. Fun fact: According to the "Automation Efficiency Threshold" (which I totally didn't make up), a task needs to be performed at least (development time ÷ manual time) times to be worth automating. But who follows that rule when you can write a cool script instead?

Content when you have a load of ideas but no actual coding skills to realize them.

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The eternal paradox of being a programmer. You spend years mastering complex algorithms and data structures, only to become the default IT support person at every family gathering. Sure, I can debug your printer—not because I know anything about printer drivers or hardware interfaces, but because I've been conditioned to Google error messages until something works. It's the same skill set that lets me solve actual programming problems, just applied to your ancient HP inkjet that's probably older than some programming languages I use.