Early Prototyping

That moment of existential dread when a coworker checks out your Git branch and sees the unholy abomination of code you've been working on. Suddenly all your variable names like final_final_v2_WORKS and those 47 commented-out debugging console.log() statements are on full display. Your commit messages reading "fix stuff" and "please work" aren't helping your case either. The digital equivalent of someone walking into your house while it's an absolute disaster.

OH. MY. GOD. This is the most BRILLIANT programming joke I've seen in AGES! 💀 Object pooling is that fancy-schmancy technique where you reuse objects instead of creating new ones every time to save precious memory and CPU cycles. Meanwhile, reincarnation is literally souls being RECYCLED into new bodies! The universe is just one giant garbage collector that never runs out of memory! Your soul is just waiting in some cosmic object pool until it gets assigned to a new baby. MIND. BLOWN. 🤯

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