Early Prototyping

Parents thinking they can stop a coding student by taking away devices is like trying to stop a fish from swimming by removing the bathtub. That smug face says it all—"You've merely removed my distractions. Now I have nothing to do BUT code." The irony is delicious. Non-technical parents never understand that for software engineering students, the devices aren't the problem—they're literally the homework. It's like confiscating a chef's knives and saying "now go practice cooking!"

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Content MY PM ASKS FOR AN IMPOSSIBLE FEATURE I FIGURE OUT A CLEVER HACK TO IMPLEMENT IT ITELL HIM WHY IT'S NOT POSSIBLE HE NOW EXPECTS ME TO BE ABLE TO DO ANY CRAZY THING HE THINKS UP

Content private int ADAppearChance; public ADSystem ADAppearChance 0; if (getDeviceVolume () 50) ADAppearChance 100; else ADAppearChance 25;

Sweet summer child! Frontend devs looking at e-commerce like it's just a fancy contact form with extra steps! 😱 Meanwhile, backend devs are SCREAMING into the void about payment gateways, inventory management, tax calculations, and shipping logistics! That beautiful butterfly represents the HELLSCAPE of user sessions, cart abandonment, and regional pricing that's about to DEMOLISH their naive little frontend souls. Honey, an e-shop isn't just a "complicated form" - it's where simplicity goes to DIE and developer tears flow like champagne at a tech billionaire's divorce party! 💀

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