Early Prototyping

Content Sorry, no. You spent more time on rprogrammerHumor than actually coding

Content OUTCOME VARIABLES DESCRIPTION MONKEYUSER.COM DESIGN budget DEADLINE REDESIGN YESTERDAY IMPLEMENTATION PRODUCTION

Content FRONTEND IS JUSTAS HARD AS BACKEND IM A REAL DEVELOPER PLEASE BELIEVE ME 34 34 FRONTEND IS EASIER AND IS FUN TO DO FRONTEND IS EASIER AND IS FUN TO DO 14 14 0.1 2 1Q score 55 jflip.com 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Content Tech Lead: From now on we're going to start using programming best practices in the project. Me, with almost 20 years of experience:

Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of developers like an angry baby hippo representing your Scrum Master when you show up to standup with outdated Jira tickets. That tiny mouth can unleash a torrent of passive-aggressive phrases like "Is your ticket in the right column?" and "Can we get an estimate on that?" The daily ritual of frantically updating tickets 2 minutes before standup is the true agile methodology nobody talks about. Pro tip: keep a browser tab with Jira open at all times – not for productivity, but for survival.

Content Hello Worlds.-"? Aw look how cute oh no He's not NULL terminated