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Content Stephanie McKellop McKellogs learned today that a group of students used a Google doc to take lecture notes-- they all took notes simultaneously in a collective file. 2016-12-20, 5:36 PM 1,401 RETWEETS 2,652 LIKES Stephanie McKellop McKellogs 1d As they took notes, they would mark places they were confused or couldn't follow the lecture--other students would see explain, real time 3 47 373 09 550 Stephanie McKellop McKellogs - 1d at the end of the semester, as they are prepping for finals, they have this massive document of notes, questions, explanations from peers 17 306 468 Stephanie McKellop McKellogs 1d 1 dunno where they learned this, or if they just came up with it together, but it is AMAZING. Truly brilliant collaboration solidarity. 11 43 215 578

The existential dread of encountering a C++ lambda that looks like hieroglyphics carved by ancient compiler priests. You know the ones—those monstrosities with capture lists, auto return types, and nested template arguments that stretch across three monitors. The developer is literally begging for mercy from whoever created that syntax nightmare. Meanwhile, there you are, knife in hand, ready to maintain that codebase because you claimed "I know C++" in the interview. Pro tip: If your lambda requires its own documentation chapter, maybe just write a regular function like a normal human being.

The medals arms race continues! Nothing says "I'm a coding general" like slapping 47 language badges on your profile for writing that one legendary "Hello World" program in each. It's the developer equivalent of those participation trophies we all got as kids—except now we're adults pretending our weekend Brainfuck tutorial makes us multilingual programming deities. The true irony? Half those languages were abandoned faster than New Year's resolutions, but the flair remains eternal. "Yes, I wrote a console.log once in 2017... you could say I'm something of a JavaScript expert."

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