Documentation Is For People Who Don't Believe In Themselves

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Documentation Is For People Who Don't Believe In Themselves

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The eternal developer paradox: spending four hours debugging when the solution was right there in the README all along. Nothing builds character like reinventing wheels at 2 AM while the documentation silently judges you from an unopened tab. The timestamp really sells it - clearly the wisdom that comes after you've already done it the hard way.

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