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The eternal Python vs C++ showdown in its purest form. Python programmers strutting around claiming they can solve everything "in just 3 lines of code" while the buff, battle-hardened C++ programmer silently watches knowing those 3 lines are calling libraries that took thousands of lines of C++ to implement. Sure, you can one-liner your way through a problem with Python's abstractions, but somewhere a C++ dev is manually managing memory and optimizing assembly just so you can feel clever about your list comprehensions. It's the programming equivalent of taking credit for cooking dinner when you just ordered takeout.

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The tweet claims OpenGL stands for "Good Luck" because you'll desperately need it when working with this graphics library. Anyone who's ever fought with shader compilation errors, platform-specific bugs, or tried deciphering the 900-page specification knows this pain intimately. The "GL" actually stands for "Graphics Library," but let's be honest—"Good Luck" is far more accurate when you're three hours into debugging why your triangles render upside down on AMD cards but not NVIDIA. The spiritual successor to "Works On My Machine™".

Content When you review your coworkers changesets over a source code that you originally write. Look how they massacred my boy.