Do As Isay Not As Ido

Content HTML isn't a programming language. It's a markup language!1 It's not turing-complete!!1 You are not a real programmer!!1 34 34 HTML is a programming language. 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 HTML is a programming language because it is declarative instructions meant to be executed by a computer. Turing-completeness does not determine whether a language is a programming one or not. Does that mean that data formatting standards, such as XML, LaTeX, Roff etc. are really programming languages? Yes, because ultimately a programming language is an artificial abstract categorization we setup to refer to different rules and data. CSS, Conway's game of life, REAL life and digital electronics are all turing complete yet most people wouldn't call them 14 programming langauges. Why? Because it's 2 0.1 semantics. Either way, most people who laugh at "HTML isn't a 130 145 programming langauge memes are brainlets.

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The eternal promise of documentation vs. the crushing reality. You spend hours debugging some obscure error, finally surrender your ego and check the docs, only to find such helpful gems as "returns a value if successful" or my personal favorite: "this function does what it's supposed to do." Thanks for nothing. The only thing more useless than bad documentation is the mandatory team-building exercise where Dave from accounting tells us about his weekend kayaking trip.

This developer just casually created an "app skeleton" with 3,163 files changed and +637,124 lines of code in a SINGLE commit. That's not a skeleton—that's an entire digital cemetery! When most of us create a "skeleton app," we mean a few files and basic structure. This person apparently thinks "skeleton" means "fully formed creature with organs, skin, and probably its own consciousness." The PR is even marked "Ready to merge" with no reviews requested. Bold strategy—let's see if anyone survives the code review!

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OH. MY. GOD. This is the WORST coding advice since someone told me to delete System32 to speed up my computer! 🙄 Four spaces for imports?! FOUR?! Are you TRYING to trigger every Python developer's PEP 8 compliance alarm?! The Python style guide SPECIFICALLY says imports should be at module level with NO INDENTATION! This is the coding equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and calling it "authentic Italian cuisine." I can't even! My eye is literally twitching right now. Someone please revoke this man's programming license IMMEDIATELY!