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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal software development NIGHTMARE in one perfect image! 😭 On the left: you're drowning in a tangled mess of spaghetti code where changing a PROFILE IMAGE SIZE somehow breaks the entire system. Like, excuse me?! I just wanted to make an avatar 2 pixels larger and now the whole application is having an existential crisis! On the right: you've got this pristine architectural masterpiece with all the fancy buzzwords - but SURPRISE! - adding one tiny feature means touching 10 different services and dependencies, which means you're basically rewriting the entire codebase anyway. The grass is NEVER greener in software development. You're either battling a monster you didn't create or a monster you meticulously designed yourself. There's just no winning! 💀

The eternal developer dilemma: Are you actually incompetent or just suffering from imposter syndrome? Spoiler alert: your brain will always choose the most psychologically damaging option! First you're clueless, then you diagnose yourself with imposter syndrome, then a colleague helpfully suggests you're just plain incompetent, and finally your brain doubles down on imposter syndrome anyway. It's like your mind is running a particularly sadistic if-else statement where both conditions lead to self-doubt. The real bug isn't in your code—it's in your head.

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