Do As Isay Not As Ido

Content He schedules meetings first thing in the morning! He makes SCRUM meetings last hours! He scheduled a deployment on Friday at the end of the day! LACKENART

Content I wrote tests Ok, I ran it once I pushed it straight to prod ProarammerHumor.io Be honest Be honest Thank vou

Content Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast. Answered 19h ago No, man, it's about pulling in 200MB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left. And another 200MB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and VueJS, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some sty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game. 3.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers Upvote 214 Share 000 ProdrammerHumor.io

Just like vampires hiss at sunlight and Superman cowers from kryptonite, programmers have developed an evolutionary defense mechanism against documentation. "Why waste time writing docs when the code is right there?" we say, while secretly knowing our variable named temp_var_final_v2_ACTUAL tells absolutely no story whatsoever. Future maintainers will just have to develop telepathy or join the growing support group of developers who cry in server rooms.

Content In case of fire. 1. git commit E 2. git push 3. leave building

Content Difficulty How hard is assembly language Assembly language is not difficult