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Ah, the perfect crime! The programmer wrote code so illegible that not even he could explain it to the authorities. The real criminal offense wasn't whatever got him detained—it was his refusal to write comments in his spaghetti code. Bet his teammates already wanted him locked up anyway. The ultimate job security: code so cryptic that firing you would be corporate suicide.