Developers When They Work From Home

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Content When you type 10 lines of code and it works at the first run I see no God up here Other than ME

Content When you say you enjoy programming for fun, but then a Java developer comes out of no where to quickly destroy your ego to raise theirs Java JS 5512:14 1 29:26 How You Measure Un To The Perfect Penis

That heart-stopping moment when you delete code instead of copying it, only to remember the undo shortcut exists. Nothing builds a stronger bond than that split second of sheer panic followed by the sweet relief of Ctrl+Z resurrection. The code you were ready to rewrite from scratch is suddenly back in your arms – a digital prodigal son returning home. Ten years into this profession and I still get that little adrenaline rush every time.

Ah yes, the classic pagination system that absolutely nobody uses. Those suspiciously precise version numbers masquerading as page numbers? That's what happens when the backend developer is also in charge of UI design. Nine decimal places of precision for page numbers is exactly what users need! And that "Go" button? It's just sitting there, judging your life choices, knowing damn well nobody's typing "page 3.023809523809" in that input field. This is what happens when you ask for "pagination" in the requirements doc without specifying further details. The developer technically delivered what was asked for... just with the UX sensibilities of a calculator.

Content My terrible code which uses all the RAM and takes 30 minutes to finish the job My CS major friend