Developers When They Work From Home

Ah, the natural habitat of the modern tech company, expertly dissected! The corporate ecosystem where CEOs float around like mythical beings while backend engineers blast gangsta rap and devise t-shirts with obscure references that only five people on Earth understand. The hierarchy is perfect - from the "office ninjas" who somehow conjure free snacks from the void to the "dev/SEO shamans" who perform their dark rituals of traffic generation. Meanwhile, customer support maintains their superhuman ability to say "no" without actually saying "no" - a skill more valuable than any coding language. And let's not forget the servers - the only ones actually working 24/7 without complaining about the coffee quality or demanding ping pong tables. Silent heroes indeed. The true magic of tech companies isn't the technology - it's somehow convincing everyone that Nerf gun wars and free snacks compensate for existential dread and imposter syndrome. Brilliant!

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The five stages of grief hit differently when reviewing your own code from yesterday. First comes the nervous finger-biting, then the slow realization, followed by the blank stare of disbelief, then the "oh god what have I done" face-palm, and finally the existential horror of knowing you have to fix whatever abomination you unleashed. The worst part? You were probably so proud of that "clever" solution when you wrote it. Ten hours and three coffees later, and suddenly you're archaeologist of your own terrible decisions.

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