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Who needs formal programming languages when you can just post verification codes on social media? Apparently, "vibecoding" means skipping the IDE and letting 435841 become your new function. Security experts are having heart palpitations right now while hackers are sending thank you cards. Next revolutionary paradigm: programming by accidentally leaking your passwords in GitHub commits.

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Ah yes, the most sophisticated version control system: hiding your .git folder inside the Windows directory. Because nothing says "I trust my code management skills" like burying your repository next to system files where no mortal dares to tread. Security through obscurity at its finest. The digital equivalent of hiding your house key under a rock that says "Not a key here."

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The dystopian nightmare has arrived! Behold the new job title of our generation: "Prompt Engineer" – that poor soul desperately begging an AI to spit out valid JSON without hallucinating random garbage. Look at those tears! That's the face of someone who spent 6 years getting a Computer Science degree only to end up writing "bro please" and "I'm begging you" in their prompts. Their entire career now hinges on whether ChatGPT wakes up feeling cooperative or chaotic that day. We've gone from writing code to writing prayers to the AI gods! The ultimate career downgrade – from software developer to AI therapist/beggar.