Corporate Branding: From Horses To Developers

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Corporate Branding: From Horses To Developers

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The savage parallel between livestock branding and corporate swag is painfully accurate. Tech companies hand out logo-plastered backpacks like ranchers brand cattle—turning engineers into walking billboards while creating the illusion of "company culture." The irony? Those backpacks cost $15 to make but somehow appear as line items in the "employee benefits" spreadsheet. Meanwhile, the same companies will reject your pull request because you used tabs instead of spaces.

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