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So apparently launching a text editor in 2014 triggered a decade-long domino effect that's now DEVOURING all our RAM like some kind of Chrome-powered black hole. Thanks, Electron! Who knew that wrapping every single app in an entire Chromium browser would have consequences? Remember when 8GB was considered "enthusiast tier"? Now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and maybe—MAYBE—a browser with three tabs open before your computer starts making sounds like a jet engine preparing for takeoff. The prophecy has been fulfilled: every app is now secretly a web browser in a trench coat, and your RAM is paying the price. The real tragedy? We can't even be mad because these Electron apps are genuinely useful. We're just... stuck watching our memory usage climb while muttering "it was better in the terminal days" like grumpy old devs.

Content How Coffee Works Coffee Code Magic

Content SPIRITUAL: we neither know where we came from nor where we go PROGRAMMERS ON THIS SUB: we neither know where we are importing from nor where we are returning to

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Content Delusional project Vanae "From now on performance will be measured in number of commits." The intern doing 20 commits to get the formatting in the .readme just right Me packing an major feature into single commit ProdrammerHumor.io

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