Constantly 😄

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Constantly 😄

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The developer's emotional pendulum swings faster than a metronome on cocaine. One moment you're solving a complex algorithm like some kind of silicon wizard, the next you're googling "how to center a div" for the thousandth time. Ship one feature without bugs? Deity status achieved. Spend four hours debugging only to find a missing semicolon? Might as well be a sentient trash bag. The metronome keeps ticking, and your self-esteem keeps swinging. At least it's consistent.

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