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Friend: "I love TypeScript!" Me: *shows them actual TypeScript code with VSCode extension development* Friend: *visible confusion* Turns out they just love the idea of type safety, not the existential crisis of configuring tsconfig.json and wrestling with extension APIs. It's like saying you love cooking but fainting at the sight of a raw chicken. The expectation vs. reality gap is wider than my monitor bezels.

Content Senior in stand up Junior in stand up "I HAVE NOTHING DONE!!!!" " have very little done"

Content Me: starts programming without writing pseudocode first My university: Wait, That's illegal.

Content 134 134 ihelli hell beingacomputerprogrammingmajor: Testing out html scripts on Pokemon Go and finding out it actually works. morphimus Isn't this a potential problem though? Can you run a malicious script in the namebox there? If so, they will most certainly have to fix that before they implement trading. nickelbackmidisonline is it even possible to write a malicious script in html? Are timujina hacki'm in hack Source: nuevo 190,743 notes Proara 17

Content Spends 6 months on a side project Finds a 41-minute YouTube tutorial doing the same thing

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of calling a cup of coffee with utensils sticking out of it "breakfast"! 💀 The sheer DELUSION that programmers operate under is just *chef's kiss* magnificent! Who needs actual sustenance when you can mainline caffeine directly into your bloodstream while frantically debugging that nightmare code you wrote at 2AM? Nutrition? Please! That's for people who don't have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open! The fork and knife are just there for the ILLUSION of consuming actual food while your body slowly transforms into a caffeine-processing machine that occasionally produces code!