Code Or Die: The Ultimate Deadline

Content Computer, can you install this program? Sure Program Where are you from buddy? System32Comics I don't kno-VIRUS!! Program

Content Null is safer than zero: A water glass with zero water can be broken and you can't break a glass if it doesn't exist!

Content Daniel Abrahams The Linkedin squad after endorsing each other's skills.

Content Mitsuku World's best conversational Al not really I give up then. For real. ur a bit stupid I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your" so it looks like you're more stupid than me. Type a message... w4 by pandorabots

The Venn diagram of intellectual superiority has spoken, and programmers are social distancing before it was cool! While physicists are busy turning penguins into perfect cylinders, engineers are rounding π to 3 (because who needs those pesky decimals?), and mathematicians are defining e with fancy limits, programmers are off in their own circle with "x = x + 1" - a statement that would make mathematicians have an existential crisis. Notice how programmers don't overlap with anyone? That's not isolation, that's specialization . We're not wrong, we're just using a different paradigm where impossible equations make perfect sense. And let's pour one out for the chemists, reduced to the smallest circle possible - apparently they couldn't even afford proper representation in this diagram hierarchy!

Content We require a pull request for every change We require a second pull request when merging same change to master We need 3 people to sign off on every pull request (team is 6) Build still breaks after deploying to dev environment