Code Or Die: The Ultimate Deadline

Developer life Project management Code quality Deadlines Bug fixing Coding pressure
Programming Debugging Testing Agile
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Code Or Die: The Ultimate Deadline
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Nothing motivates clean code like imminent death. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen a project manager create such efficient sprint velocity as a dictator with execution powers. Forget Agile certifications—just hire someone who can make "fatal error" literal. Debugging suddenly becomes a survival skill when your life depends on that semicolon you forgot.

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