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The silent war between developers in a shared repository is brutal. One minute you're proudly displaying your "Days Since Our Last Incident" counter, and the next minute your coworker executes the nuclear option: git rm -rf <repo> followed by git clone <repo> . That's not version control—that's version annihilation . It's the coding equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" but with a side of existential dread as you watch your commit history potentially vanish into the void. The look of betrayal in the first panel versus the cold, merciless expression in the second panel perfectly captures the emotional damage of repository scorched-earth tactics.

Content What is an average tech startup? A mediocre programmer with a mediocre idea recruiting 1 or 2 good programmers for doing everything they think is correct...

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev a EDEV BASEename exist ok True) actidir CONDABASEename'etccondaa deacdir CONDABASEename etcconda os. makedirs (acts dir, existok True) os.makedirs deac exist con actidir'edevon.sh' eoff a deac dir'edevoff.sh' if not os.path.is link(con): os. symlink(BIN'edevon.sh', con) if not os-path os.symlink(BIN x Syntax error on token throws interface exp Syntax error on token expected after this tC Syntax error, insert SimpleName to complete Qi Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert to complete MethodDeclar Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 asyntax error on token expected after this toke Syntax error, insert J to compiete InterfaceBod TextProcessorUsing Hashmaps.java The method fileAnalysish is undefined for the type FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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Content Let me take one or two more days, will find the rootcause and fix it.. wa Krishna;memes Adding a 1 second delay worked. why to worry? push it to production..

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