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The slow, horrifying realization that your days of crafting elegant code are being replaced by endless status updates and spreadsheet wrangling. One day you're debugging a complex algorithm, the next you're scheduling your fifth meeting about the meeting you had yesterday. The transformation into management isn't a promotion—it's a curse that feeds on your technical soul until all that remains is an empty husk that says things like "let's circle back" and "we need to sync up."

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Content "Hello, World!" Considered Harmful - Here's Why. Reason 1: It might summon Gaia If you've been coding for more than a few days, you've probably seen the "Hello, World!" program. It's the first program that many people write when they learn a new programming language. But what many people don't know is that "Hello, World!" is actually a dangerous program. When you print out "Hello, World!", you're actually sending a message to Gaia, the ancient Greek goddess of the earth. She's been waiting for centuries for someone to speak to her. And when she hears your message, she might decide to wake up from her long sleep. And when Gaia wakes up, the world would be in trouble. She would be so angry at the way humans have treating her that she would probably destroys us all. So please, be careful when you write "Hello, World!". You never know who you might be summoning.

The modern developer's secret weapon: copy-pasting AI-generated code without understanding a single line of it. Nothing says "senior engineer" like frantically Googling what your own code does when someone asks about it. The best part? That magical moment when you realize you've been confidently deploying code that you've essentially been taking dictation on. "It validates form data" is just fancy speak for "I have absolutely no idea what this eldritch horror does but it hasn't crashed production yet."

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