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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! 💀 Imagine spending 17 hours debugging that impossible production issue, finally discovering the solution, racing to your laptop to implement it and—BOOM—your electronic companion decides to commit digital suicide! The universe has a special kind of cruelty reserved for developers. Your code salvation, your career-saving fix, your MOMENT OF GLORY... all vanished because your laptop chose THAT EXACT MOMENT to stage its dramatic power rebellion. The formal frog announcement just makes it 10000% more devastating. Pour one out for another developer's shattered dreams!

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Ah, the JavaScript ecosystem's most dedicated users - people who literally type "npm install malware" and hit enter. The package has 12 weekly downloads, was last updated 9 years ago, and somehow still claims 12 victims weekly. The best part? It's ISC licensed, so you're legally permitted to destroy your own system! How thoughtful! I'm torn between admiring these developers' curiosity and questioning their survival instincts. It's like watching someone lick a frozen pole "just to see what happens" - except with their production servers.

Content rrA The fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies.

Content Kristin Livdahl klivdahl OMFG My 10 year old just asked Alexa on our Echo for a challenge and this is what she said. I ATT Wi-Fi 3:40 PM 31 0 ? Activity Voice History Tell me a challenge to do Here's something I found on the web. According to ourcommunitynow.com: The challenge is simple: plug in a phone charger about halfway into a wall outlet, then touch a penny to the exposed prongs. LEARN MORE ON OURCOMMUNITYNOW.COM More Timer set for 00:20:00