Can't Argue With That

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Can't Argue With That

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In the hallowed halls of knowledge, software programming sits right next to "unexplained phenomena" in the Dewey Decimal System. Coincidence? I think not! The library just confirmed what we've all suspected—code that works on the first try, disappearing bugs that reappear in production, and that one function nobody wrote but somehow runs perfectly... all supernatural events that defy scientific explanation. Next time your code works and you don't know why, just remember: you're not a programmer, you're a digital paranormal investigator.

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