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The tech industry's favorite paradox: entry-level positions requiring time travel abilities. That cat's face is all of us reading job listings that say "Junior" but demand years of experience. It's like asking someone to be a virgin with sexual experience. The hiring manager probably also wants 5 years of experience in a framework that's only existed for 2 years. Welcome to the job market, where logic goes to die!

BEHOLD! The most profound psychological insight into the developer's tortured existence! Freud may have analyzed dreams, but he CLEARLY understood our coding nightmares! The sheer AUDACITY of this quote—"From error to error, one compiles the entire Code"—is just *chef's kiss*. It's like my entire career flashed before my eyes! You think you're fixing ONE bug, but SURPRISE, darling! You're just stumbling through an endless hellscape of compiler errors until somehow, MIRACULOUSLY, your garbage code finally runs. And then you have the NERVE to call yourself a professional! The psychoanalysis of programming trauma starts NOW!

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Oh how the tables have turned! 😂 Remember 2020? Companies were practically THROWING money and training at anyone who could spell "HTML." Fast forward to 2024 and they want you to be a walking tech encyclopedia with 10 years experience in tools that existed for 5, security clearance higher than the president, and they'll generously offer you $22/hour for the privilege! The tech hiring pendulum swung so hard it broke off and flew into space! The best part? That job posting expired before they even finished typing their impossible wishlist!