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The excitement-to-disappointment pipeline is real. You spend hours hunting for that perfect C++ feature to solve your problem, only to discover it's coming in C++26... which is years away. It's like finding out the solution to your current deadline is scheduled to arrive sometime after your retirement. The crushing realization that you'll have to implement your own janky workaround (again) instead of using that shiny new linear algebra library. Welcome to C++ development, where the future is always bright but perpetually out of reach.

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When your neural network tutorial makes more money on the "other" platform than YouTube. 🤔 Turns out the thirst for knowledge takes on a whole new meaning when it's hosted on Pornhub! $1000 vs $340 per million views? Guess we've all been uploading our algorithms to the wrong site this whole time. The real big brain move isn't optimizing your SEO—it's changing your video platform. And here I am, like an idiot, trying to monetize technical content on YouTube like some kind of peasant.

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