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Let's be honest - JSON is what happens when you give CSV a makeover and tell it to wear a suit to the interview. Sure, it's got fancy curly braces and proper nesting, but strip away the syntactic sugar and what do you have? The same damn tabular data with extra steps. Every frontend dev who's spent hours parsing nested JSON only to flatten it into a simple table for display knows that feeling of "why did we even bother?" Meanwhile, TOML and YAML are sitting in the corner wondering why JSON gets all the attention when they've been better options all along. The cat's reaction perfectly captures that moment when you realize your API could've just returned a simple CSV and saved everyone 40% of the bandwidth.

The eternal optimism of a programmer saying "I'll fix it in an hour" deserves your respect and silence, not your hourly check-ins. That bug they promised to squash? It's currently evolving into its final form while they're eight Stack Overflow tabs deep, questioning their career choices. Trust the process—or at least pretend to while they spiral through the five stages of debugging grief. The constant "Is it fixed yet?" messages just add psychological damage to their already fragile ego that's being crushed by a semicolon hiding somewhere in 3000 lines of code.

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