You Cannot Be Too Careful, Right?

Muscle memory Developer psychology Code anxiety Developer habits Programming quirks Save paranoia Ctrl+s addiction Ide features Autosave trust issues Backup obsession

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You Cannot Be Too Careful, Right?

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THE ABSOLUTE PARANOIA OF MODERN DEVELOPMENT! 😱 Writes literally ONE semicolon and IMMEDIATELY smashes both autosave AND Ctrl+S because heaven forbid that masterpiece of syntax gets lost to the digital void! Like the code is the next Shakespeare sonnet that must be preserved for future generations! The trust issues with IDE autosave are REAL - it's there, it's working, but ARE YOU WILLING TO RISK IT? No, you are NOT! Manual save or DIE trying! The relationship between developers and the save button is more committed than most marriages!

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