Finding Issues

Code review Legacy code Technical debt Self-awareness Developer life Blind spots Cognitive bias Code quality

Debugging Git Programming Testing

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Finding Issues

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Blind as a bat when reviewing your own code, but suddenly equipped with NASA-grade telescope vision when it's someone else's mess. Nothing quite like the supernatural ability to spot every single anti-pattern, security vulnerability, and poorly named variable in code you didn't write, while your own masterpiece—complete with commented-out debug statements from 2019 and that one function named temp_fix_delete_later_v4—somehow looks flawless. The real code review superpower isn't finding bugs, it's the selective blindness we develop for our own crimes against computing.

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Old habits never change

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Ignore The Bugs

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Ignore The Bugs

BEHOLD! The majestic art of software development in its purest form! This traffic light is LITERALLY hanging on by a thread but still bravely showing that red light like it's its ONLY purpose in life. 💅 This is EXACTLY what happens when your PM says "ship it anyway" and you're left with code that's one gust of wind away from total catastrophe. The traffic light DOESN'T CARE that it's dangling precariously - it has ONE JOB and by the gods of technical debt, it's doing it! Minimum viable product at its finest, darling! Who needs proper implementation when the core functionality works?! *dramatic hair flip*

Weaklings

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I Suck At Communication

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