Binary States Of Dev

Content I have slept with two former presidents, I speak four languages, and I own two Monets. I code in c

Content I am incredibly lazy Ask me anything and someone else will answer it ProarammerHumor.io

Content JAVA ECLIPSE INTELLI

The expectation vs. reality of frontend development is perfectly captured in this Squid Game cookie comparison. You start thinking it's just drawing a simple triangle—clean lines, minimal effort. Then reality hits and suddenly you're meticulously carving a fractal nightmare of nested triangles where one wrong move breaks everything. Just like when your CSS looks perfect until someone opens it on a different browser and your beautiful design transforms into an eldritch horror. The only difference is that in Squid Game you die quickly; with frontend, you suffer for eternity trying to center a div.

Content Programmer I think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. C class if you forgot, then it wasn't important. Allocated memory

Content Me waiting to tell him that this language was created 5 years ago On the sea oflife Drink good beer Recruiter explaining why they need 10 years of expertise of a language for their job