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Fixing a bug in 30 minutes? Easy peasy, disgusted face. Spending an entire workday explaining to ChatGPT what your codebase does, your business logic, and why that one legacy function from 2014 can't be touched? Chef's kiss. The irony is delicious. We've gone from "let me just fix this myself" to "let me spend 8x longer teaching an AI about all our technical debt so it can suggest the same fix I would've made anyway." Future job posting: "Senior Prompt Engineer - Must have 5+ years experience explaining code to machines that pretend to understand."

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Ah, the classic "elevator to stairs" integration. This is what happens when management says "make the legacy system work with our shiny new architecture" without providing any budget. Twenty years in this industry and I've seen this exact scenario play out with every enterprise "digital transformation" project. You think you're getting a smooth ride to the cloud, but open those doors and surprise! It's just the same old COBOL code with a REST API slapped on top. The best part? Some architect got promoted for this "innovative solution."